Chapter 1 Drink water first...

Hi
That's right.I don't know your scale of laughing.
U see there are those who giggle,some of us
they bust off like a volcano.Some tremble like earthquake.
When next time a joke eminates just look at
those who are laughing first then u can laugh  thereafter.
The danger here u will find yourself laughing and be the most outbursting laugh
with a megaphonic laughter
I'm saying this because u might be a joke
yourself.
You know,what does that mean
1.You are the most jolly in the town.
2.Others take u as the most fool in their
life time.
3.You are a free living television. People don't need electricity.
4.Just look at your friends eyes.
They will tell u whether you are joke or not.
Watch out next time!
I don't mean that u must laugh like billionaire.
Unless,u want attention.
I don't take  liquor.I had a friend who used
drown himself in liquor. I doubt whether he
slept,washed,made a tea-liqour.
I asked him:
Why do u take liquor.
He was drunk when he gave me these answers:
1.To be honest  a beer is bitter.
2.We Drinkers (not Drunkards) are interested in the results thereafter.
3.The results will be avoiding a responsibility.
4.Run away from the burning issues
either from the family.
5.To redirect an issue as to run away as it was expected.
6.To spend as much as u can in a pub as to avoid your spouse.
7.To find out the  new ideas or clients especially when you are a salesperson.Sometimes the salesperson sponsors such gathering.
Next time  u will find very interesting stories about disable folks.