Comedy: Clothes

 Clothing  involves the cutting,the colour,the size as well as the final product which is called outfit.It very rare to have a hundred percent outfit.The public may judge in different ways.Some will appreciate openly and some will. shoe their lugbriously  face.The bottom line in one way  or another. 

There are those who will say you like a pumpkin when you are wearing that particular  dress or a moving drum or seemingly   you are carrying  watermelon on your buttocks coupled with orange knees and your stomach bigger than  the elephant tummy.

Actually,you are moving artefact.

In order to  avoid these remarks  have this special  dress which was solely  cut for you. Don't  wear a common dress as if you belong to the House of Commners.You are a Royal at your own category.