Criminal Heaven nofisa1

A Criminal went to mortuary and bought 25 L of water used to wash  the deceased and pay for $50 and he got it.

He prepared for beef stake with a rat poison and turned off the local electric transmission. He collected  all the  necessary tools screwdriver,Small hammer,car jack,5m robe,40cm chain.He followed the following  steps:

1.He switched off electricity from the transmission .

2.He threw a 5m robe on top of the wall and fell on the other side of the wall.He then swing and jumped to the yard.

3.He managed to swiftly break the burglar covering the window and put the car jack from each side of connection.

4.He watered   the roof with  mortuary  water.

5.The next door dog kept on barking and he threw the well-cooked beef stew.

He successfully  went into the house.He went to the cellars and he saw a blue wine and he drank it with non-stop and fell fast asleep.

In the morning,the Housekeeper then he saw  a broken  window  burglar.He went  inside and found a man fast asleep. 

The Criminal made a request in his sleeping mood:"Please arrest me with this bottle.I never had such a good friend.She has put me in another country  with Love and  Care"