Business Consultation nofisa1

An Old Man (AOM) went to the Business  Consultant (BC).The AOM was 85 year Old.He asked the following:

AOM: Sir,Good morning. How long  did you help people for Business?

BC:     I'm over 10 years in the business.

AOM: How People did   you help?

BC:     It's quiet a lot.

AOM: Oh quiet.Do you know the meaning  of quiet?

BC:     Yes.I know.I mean the context of quiet.

AOM: WHERE did you study your English  and Business?

BC:      From  the University of Nyambiose-Carla-Jugugu Germiogy.

AOM:  I have never heard of  such a University.

BC:      Do you know all the Universities?

AOM:  Can I check the accreditation  of your University  through  the Internet, Shall I find it?

BC:      I don't  know.

AOM:  Let me tell you are fake.Your Business is fake,your achievements are fake.Every here is fake.

BC:      You are also a fake Old man.

            You are questions  are fake.