Did you hear this?

In USA  Apartheid is pronounced as Appetite.

Slang:   Bark big bold bad means talkative.

Church: I call the heavens to fall right now.If it does not happen then you have the smallest  faith.

In Africa Motherland is pronounced as Murderland.

In some countries here in Africa you pay heavy for food,heavier for the transport and heaviest for your Life.

In KZN Church is pronounced as Shearsh.

Chilling as shilling.

Chop is shop.

Check as shek.

Angry man from the East: I'll ground (grind) you to mixed (minced) meal after that I shall cook you and eat you,the rest of you shall be a biltong which I shall eat 7 days.

An Angry English Person.I.told.you.must.not.

to.do.it again.Do you under.stand.I did not know that you are lying  thief.

A Rastaman: Do you Over stand Me? because when you try to understand  me you shall not understand.I shall be over you.

A White African: I-to-ld you- to hhhold be- cause you ne-ed to hhhold tite be-cause once and only once you lo-ose it will hold.