Other People's Life

PxP = P square.The young man said it doesn't make any sense to him because P is an alphabet.

Which story do you remember the most?

It was when I stole my father's beef  at the age of 7 and I did it at the age of 14 and forgot at the age of 21 and I think I shall do it in future.

Which story do you hate much?

It was my first day at school.The big lady said she wanted two straight lines and I jumped to the other line.She immediately pull my belt and my hairs  handling  me like a bag of potatoes to the Principal's office where I was called by names: I'm bringing this wandering  confused rat to you principal his ears are malfunctioning.His cannot show him straight lines.

They kept an eye on me.The big lady eyes stuck on me on every move which I made.

What do you like from your friend?

My friend lies too much and I enjoy not stopping him because he tells  me about "sweet lies".He boasts about his father whereas he is a Street Sweeper.

What you don't like from your friend?

He usually visit me on lunch and I have to share my food with him.I can't chase him away because he is ever loyal.