A Clever Thief

A Male Thief stole 20 Women underwears.

The Security Guard  was  a Male.The Thief

ran to the  Female Toilet and left 2 underwears  in the the toilet  and he threw 18 of them out of the  toilet window.

Eventually, when he left  the toilet,he was

arrested.When he was in court he said:

"There  are several mistakes  here  how can I steal the women's  underwears as I don't  have  any  girl child  or in Life.What 

sense  does  it make? Secondly,the security  guard said I ran to the  Women

Toilet.That couldn't  happen,who is the

Witness?

I suggest  that I must  be taken to psychiary of psychometric order for psychoanalysis or psychodimention or

Psychologist for my psychovivologidy

where  I shall be tested.If I'm proven  negatively,this  company should  give me

R500,000 because  my name,dignity have 

been downgraded.

Which normal man can steal women  underwears?

The Magistrate  shook his head and release  him.