New Year's Resolutions

Your Partner's New Year's Resolution. Don't  Ask her or  him but I have sensed that:

1.Hand all the Money  to him/her  next year.

2.Don't  have No have Yes to everything.

3.Ever laughing,if you can't  show him/her your teeth,hopefully are white enough  or "grease them" with paste.Dont be Angry.

4.Don't  Ask her/him  his/her whereabouts.

5.Give him/her the Duplicate Keys  as the honour  of House Freedom.

Your Pet's Resolutions 

1.More Food

2.Sleeping  in one of your neighbour's Room.

3.Then, the Pet should sleep in one your

Room greased with mud.

4.Inviting  the other neigbour's Pests to have  feasts with your Pet.

Your Possible Resolutions 

1.To stand  with one leg 5,10,15,20 minutes  each day.

2.To lift your nose always.

3.Drink 20.l/ of  water in in intervals.

4.To be less active.

5.Listen  to others.

Impossible  Resolutions

1.To be yourself impossible.Not taking any

Damn.

2.To change  your character  to be something.

3.To imitate a lion.

4.To imitate an opera singer  when you are

drunk.

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