A Wedding of the Year

Marriage Officer:Do you take this Lady as

your Wife and live with her and nourish her?

Bridegroom:Thats too much Officer.

Marriage Officer: Ah, I don't  understand.

What is too much?

Bridegroom:You have said I must take her as my Wife.correction:Take your Wife. Another  clause Live wirh her.Thats a

command.Moreover nourish means to

Promote,Strenghen,build up.

Perhaps,you have another meaning And

this Lady may have another meaning:

Marriage Officer:Oh,Mr.Bridegroom this is not  a time  to debate but its a normal,

usually procedure.

Can we proceed?

Bridegoom:No wait.

Marriage  Officer: I don't  have time.

Bridegroom:It is where  the problem  crops.Thats why we have the high  rate of

divorce in this country.You man of God are

impatient.You use 3 minutes of vows and

expect the couple to stay together  over 

30 years and above.

Marriage Officer: I have never  heard of this.

Bridegroom:I'm trying to educate you.

Marriage Officer: Educate me?

Bridegroom:Actually,I'm upgrading  your

knowledge  and understanding.

Bride:(Weeping)

Bridegroom:Don't  cry

                      I'm strengthening  our love.

 I'm displaying my wisdom.

Continue,Marriage Officer I shall agree  to everything  you say.