Get it from Prof.Boggy Senorita

I'm Prof.Boggy Magoosh Gesh Gish Gash

Benior Seniorita from the University  of

Beggar goosh gee-gee go gi guy gul gulish.

So your task.Please write down what you 

hear.

Here is the sentence:

It is  goo to see you.

Second sentence 

Dont be any grudge

Sher this information 

Third Sentence 

The information  is bro by  information 9 agency.

Fourth Sentence

You  ne to ta the following  cog  of ins  under  the  who sto fro the  beg unti e en 

Did you get what I said? I shall repeat again.(He read the text again for 2 minutes)

Here are the corrections 

1.goo   = good

2.be     = bear

3.sher  =share

4.bro    =brought

5.ne      =need

6.ta       =take

7.co      =cognisance

8.info    =information 

9.unders=understand 

10.who   =whole

11.sto     =story 

12.fro      =from

13.beg     =beginning

14.unt      =until

15.e          =at

16.en        =end

"I dont want to see your performance.If you get 16/16 you are a genius

15/16 Semi genius

14/16 nearly genius

13/16 you are a genius of fools

12/16 you are 10% genius

11/16 your genes are dormant

10/16 your genes are in the toilet.

8-9/16   your genes are left in the toilet.

6-7/16   you were born  in the wrong date 

0-5/16   you are a mess