"I'm Dead.Come in"

Josh had many Debts.

I asked  him an honest question  whether  will he be able to pay all his  Debts.He simply replied."Tell my Debtors that I'm Dead" I was confused.Then there  came a

testing time.A Debtor came  to his  house

and unfortunately  he found me.He asked me a simple question.

"Hi.I'm Renen the Debt Collector.May I talk

to Josh?" I tried to divert the  Debt Collector.May I make  you a cup  of tea."

"I want Josh" I quickly responded.

"How much does he owe you?"

"Thirty thousand dollars"

"I'm sorry to say he is dead."

"His car is outside. I also saw  him running

to this  house."

I did  not know that Josh  stole a skeleton

from the local  hospital and placed it just

behind his room, closer to the door handle 

so that anyone who opens the  door must

see half of the skeleton.

Renen started  to search the rooms until

he tried to push the room where  there was

a skeleton  and the skeleton  fell in front of

Renen.Josh shouted:"I'm Dead,Come in"

Renen ran away.