A Wrong Speech

As Tim prepared  a funeral speech,he came across an Internet Speeches.All these   speeches did not "excite" him.

He  wanted something  which is powerful.

"Tim, who  will  be your Guests?"

"I dont know I thinķ there will  be  respectable families"

"When shall you deliver  the Speech?"

"At 8h:00"

"I shall text you at 7:55"

"Send it earlier"

The following  day the funeral started at

7h:00

7h:55  No text from  the cell.

7h:56  No text.

7h:57  No text.

7h:58  No text.

7h:59  No text.

8h:05  Text came in

            "Read the following  as it is..."

"Eh,hi Extinguished (not distinguished) Guests.Ludies and Genuinements(ladies and gentlemen)This world is full of mysteries  and miseries and mistresses and misses

Although  we are wiping,widening,wacking,

walloping,waddling,whacking our faces it

is good that this,this,this,this only this  Gentleman  at this hour has  not died  passed away  with not pieces with peace.

Death be praised.You have whisked him away from Big mouths,Hyenas,Wolves,Scavengers and

Grillers of this  World.

Congratulations  after such a nagging Life.