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Brethens, come next week.
I shall  be grinding,grading,grappling,
groping gruing until the Devil paddles away.I shall be giving you the roving rifting
rattling the first class  message which  will  not only shake you but it will shake and  shuffle,shift and shelve  you and chop
the Devil in you into portion of pieces and
pack him throw through  and through out
so that he can rest in the dustbin.

I have a premonition  of the rumbling 
shoving the Demons.It will  be a show-off.
The Devils tracks  will  be shunted and
slendered.
The Demons will be spewed and kicked,
spiteful  attacked,spluttered around.This
Church will be spotless and the Devil will
sequelled,sequirmed.I shall squeeze  his
neck.I shall squash him.

Ohhhhh Boy I shall  squall,spurt next week.
Everything  will be steered to the right to
rightful,rightfully roping the righteousness.
We shall  titter and we shall all beat tom-
tom and  all of us will display the virtuous
behaviour where there  be no vortex.There
will be no wrangling but entangled  by the
Word of God.

As I will come with 1970 Bhola Storm,
(Check on your Internet  search  type
1970 Bhola Storm then you shall know what I mean) So the aftermath  there  will be no need for grommet.

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