consuming Money in Unplan way

This usually happens in Bars and Shebeens.
Usually  someone uses a debit card to pay.
When that  person is drunk the following 
comes out

"I'm a Government, I have money
All of you should crawl under me,you don't 
have money. 

I can even buy you a husband,children even your house and your car too.
I'm not  only rich,I'm powerful."

At that time the response from his friends
was..
"Oh King  of the King,reign forever.You are
the Greatest. Greater than Pharaoh.Power
to us"

Then he  will take more money.
"Keep the Change. Drink forever:
Remember me.Say think you my King"

"Thank you my King"
The other one will come out and say
"And  me too my King"
"Crawl first"
"I'm crawling"
"Jump!"
"Jump higher"

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