Dear Cousin

As you know,I'm staying  in the city so

everything  is very expensive  here.If you do visit  me bring water with the value of

$50.00,food $300,electricity $400 and rent

for one month which  will $1600.

OR alternatively for each day.

1.100L of water

2.100 kg of meat

3.5g of rice

Bring also your  own soap and towel.

Why do I do this?

One.You have been visiting  me at this time of the year in the past  and you did not pay a dime nothing zero not even a penny.

Two.You used to wipe my grocery  and leave me with a headache  bill which I had to go to loan sharks.

If you are unable to bring the above  items

at least bring $1000 plus  200L of  water or  $5000  because  you know you eat 20

Plates  per day  plus your 8 children eat

12 plates  per day and usually  they break

my sofas

All the mentioned  items are for 7 days.

You know  your maths.It will depend to you

how long  you would  stay.

All what I say its up to you whether  you decide to come or not.

If I decide to come to you,I shall  decide  to

bring a quarter of what  I have said  since  you know my stomach  is smaller  than  yours.

Don't  worry Cousin.There is always  a way.

Since you and me have been junk food the

whole year,we can  be in diet program.

That I can sponsor it with two leaves of 

spinach  daily one peach 125ml of Water

1 Tomato per day.That I can  do it for the

whole of this month.

I love  you.

What makes  life  difficult  is stock exchange and bonds.The solution  of all this is to invite Sponsors,Investors  to our 

Life.