Riddles

What waters my car over  the night when it

is not in my garage. (Frost)

When you visit  your friend  who stays in expensive  suburb  come along  with 20L.

If your visit will  be more than a day  be

prepared to get a bill of R200 daily.It is unfair that  your Friend or Relative should

pay the  Bill alone ( because  is very very  very expensive  in cities while in rural areas is Free.

What the Results of drinking  a Gin and 4

Beers  alone?

Have you ever seen X in Mathematics?

But you are told to solve  what you don't  see which is X

Have  you ever seen a Person who walks with crutches dancing? (He/She  NEEDS  a

5m radius otherwise you will  be arrested 

of causing  a further  damage.

Is the following  applicable to you or not?

What happens when  you over drink alone?

Two beers non stop?

Three  beers non stop?

Four beers non stop?

What about  drinking a 12 beers in Christmas  wearing dark glasses and being massaged  by 3 beautiful   ladies

The  other  one specializes  from your face  downwards  while the other one from

the  back of your head until to your waist 

While the third one from the  back of   your

waist to the  back of your legs?

At the  same time someone keep on saying Do you still once more?

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