Eight Public Surprises

What do you do when your past is unveiled which may be true or false that

1.you had over 10 boy/girlfriends.

2.you stole underwears from the Washing lines.

3.you misrepresent your educational qualifications.

4.you stole  the lunchbox of other children at school.

5.you cannot dance.

You used to kick People around 

6.when you are drunk,you laugh for more than 5 minutes non-stop.

7.when you are drunk you look for your former boy/girl friend.

8.you preach about what you are doing like

Adultery,bad friends and you are told that 

such a person says is got video