Tariff Briefing.

"Embrace yourself.We shall be moving to ugly times."

Journalist:Excuse me.Are the coming times uglier than you?

'What a question?"

Journalist:It was just a question.

"What did you eat this morning?"

Journalist: Tariffs food.

"I shall tell my  Generals to remove you and take you to Grenada and handover to the drug  cartel.

Journalist: Do you have such powers?

"Yes,I do.

I can stop even  the floods,heat and push the mountains to Middle-east and NATO.

No one has such  powers.Dont play with fire.I can tap  the Devil Furnace to you.I can enter and leave the hell at anytime.

I have the keys from the hell."

Journalist: So, you are the most dangerous person in this century.

"I like what you say.Who are you?"

Journalist: I'm  Prom Prieve Prats Prank Prof.

"I shall sponsor you to build a Journalist School.

The curriculum of that School will be

1.Make Me Great.

2.My Powers

3.How do Tariffs makes Me Great.

4.Journal Ethics in Tariffs 

The course should take 4 years.