Certify yourself as a MadPerson

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If you want to live a happy life,you must have a better strategy.After reading the previous the past post at comedynew.blogaddress.blogspot.com,

you would realise that the mental disturbed People have a special Bill of Rights.

To enjoy yourself that Right,go to any psychiatrist and ask funny questions so that you can be certified as a MadPerson

In order to be Certified as a MadPerson ask the Psychrist the following questions:

1.Can I join the Republican Party as a non- USA citizen?

2.Can Hams cook food for Netanyahu?

3.Can a dog dance with one back foot?

4.Which  music does a frog enjoy?

5.Which is a last number?

Is it a Dillion,zillion or what and how many zeros are there?

6.Can I marry a donkey?

7.What is the speed of water per half a second?

8.What does the crocodile dream?

All the above questions will certify you as a mad person.Ask for a certificate of your Mental Evaluation.

Then you will be gaining a higher freedom compared to others.

You can 

Kiss any opposite sex even in front of his/her spouse!

Talk what you want to anyone include the police.

Borrow a broom next door even borrow the spouse next for  5 hours 

Borrow any car!

Wasn't a Freedom?

Pass this message to anyone and discuss it.

Borrow a