What does Liquor do to you?

I once asked 5 people, what does Liquor do after  they 1.Take one glass.

2.Take the second glass

3.Take the third glass 

4.Take the fourth glass

5.The fourth glass

6.The Fifth glass and

7.The more than 6 glasses of Liquor.

These questions were asked to the Heavy

Drinkers,but they  were sober when asked.

The first response was from Peter.

He responded by saying:

"Frankly,the first glass makes my body warm and that keeps me visiting the toilet

oftenly.The second glass  makes me talk what I like.The third one makes me talk more to the strangers.The fifth brings more  the past memories.The sixth one make me sing the country music and bebop jazz."

What about  you Garrison?

"The first  drink makes me to be quieter and listen carefully.The second one stirs my emotions of laughing or anger or oppose anything with reasons or no reasons and the fifth one makes me dance.

The more I drink,the more I dance and pull off my clothes.

What about you Silly?

"After the first glass,I ask people where they come from? How were they brought up.I don't mind ask these questions to the same people week after week, perhaps  I worked in Attorneys offices  for more than

10 years.I ask these People because I want to know more about these People.

The Truth will be the same answer."

And you Rose?

"I like to drink with sophisticated men."

Why?

"It is because I become a queen and tell me about their frustrations especially their family problems.Then,the second drink I tend to lower my voice and the third one makes me sing Opera.The fourth drink make me whisper to the men and each man will burst with laughter.

The more I drink,the more I get out from this world and become safe"

What about you Mary?

"The first drink make me ask people around me about their qualifications"

Why?

"Because I want to drink with intellectuals,

academics.The third glass will lead me to

ask them about their future plans like where to invest"

From uMankatshana

I drink early in the morning.

I pour my beer in the washing dish

and wash  myself.My Perfume is Wine.

I wash my clothes with wines.

My blood is liqour

And Liqour is my blood.

I'm drown in the Rivers of Beer.

Sometimes I forget my name

I also forget  my surname

The only name which I remember 

is Liqour 

Liqour is my friend.

Liqour won't divorce me

Liqour won't leave me

When I'm tired,Liqour makes me sleep.

I forget being broke.

I forget that I'm rich

It relaxes me and

makes friendship and invites friends.

Sometimes you make 

Fight or Negotiate

You pour more energy

on me.

You make people to be

sympathetic  or asympathetic 

You make me sorry or 

happy sometimes.

Although I pay money 

and you make money 

work for me.

I have unanswered questions 

After you have land me 

into trouble, you disappear

In my body.As you are

honest to me.I keep on demanding more.

You have been here long ago

before I was born, even 

In the times of Pharoah

you existed.