What is your strength Dad?
A Teenager once asked his a very interesting question.
Teenager = T
Daddy = Daddy
T: Dad,
D: Yes son
T: Do you have time?
D: Oh,yes for you.
T: What is your strength?
D: My strength is when I pick you.
T: If you are normal.
D: Normal?
What do you mean by Normal?
T: I mean when you take one glass of
Beer, would you be able to pick me?
D: Yes,I can.
T: Mmmh.
What about the two glasses of Beer?
D: Yes, I can still pick you.
T: What about 4 glasses of Beer?
D: Well,I may try.
T: What about six glasses of Beer?
D: It will depend.
T: Depend on what Dad?
D: Depend on my willingness.
T: If you can try, what will happen?
D: I shall fall.
T: Will you be able to stand up again?
D: You see,it's a dangerous game
because I might fall on your chest.
T: What will happen then?
D: We shall all die.
T: How shall we die?
D: It may happen immediately or die in
hospital.
T: I don't want to go to hospital.
D: Why?
T: Because as you say,I shall die.
D: In fact the hospitals are life
saviours.
T: If we die,who will be with Mum?
D: Your Mum, will take herself.
T: And who else shall be left?
D: Your dog.
T: Who else?
D: That's all
T. What about the new Dad?
D: Would you like the new Dad?
T: It will depend.
D: It will depend on what?
T: How will he treat me.
D: How would you like to be
treated?
T: To be treated like eh,eh,eh like a
King.
D: Now,how are you treated?
T: Sometimes nice.
D: And sometimes?
T: Like a thrash.
D: Those are Big words.
T: That's how I feel.
D: So be grateful that you have
both parents
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