"Your honour,you cannot charge me"

"Mr Soars,you are found guilty.Is there anything which you say?"

Yes  your Honour.

Firstly,I was brought up that everything is

possible.I would wish that my whole family should be arrested including our dogs and cats.I would like that we should be in the same cell.

"Why should I arrest the whole family"?

Yes,your honour with our cats and dogs.

My family taught me to grab anything which I see.I read and influenced by Traditional Books and Communist Books,

moreover I was taught to be independent 

by my family.Unfortunately I'm only arrested.

"Why are you saying unfortunately"?

My family lives a life of lie.

They grabbed the wild life animals and they turned it legally to them because they declare ownership of everything.

"Well, I shall send the police to search your

Family  house."

It will be too late.
The monkeys in our house are connected to the spirits and right now they hear you now.They have wild life  meat.As you speak,they have disappeared.Your police will not find any meat.

"Are you lying or are you trying to confuse me?"

How can I confuse you,your honour educated as you are, highly qualified.

How can I confuse a learner judge confused by unlearned person.

"Why do you tell me about obstacles?"

It is true.

I don't want to waste the resources to search what the state cannot get.

"What is your suggestion?"

Your honour,release me.

"Why and for what purpose?"

Your honour so that I can go to the mountains and fetch the stolen wild life meat.

"Should I give you  the police to accompany you?"

Your honour,I'm not sure about that.

The police will be regarded as foreigners in that environment.It will be not safe for them.

These animals know me very well and they can turn to your force into ugly way

"That's a fairy tale".

I can prove it now.

The mice can fill up this place in a minute

but I shall not do it now because if I do they will nimble the files and tear the computer cables so locking me in it will be a gracious mistake.

"Well,you won't be released.You will be jailed with your mice."

Your honour let us avoid the disaster.

"Now,I pass the sentence.Stand up.

Since you are deceiving my court.

I give you 5 year suspended sentence.

If any rat destroy anything,your sentence

will be uplifted.

Court adjourned"