Brainstorming

"Mr.Rox ,tell us how we can improve our sales."
Rox :Your question is vague.
Manager:How?
Rox: Firstly,how can  we  improve your appearance
your appearance first.Your appearance must talk.
People note first your appearance.As for now you 
are unacceptable, unpalatable even lost.
You cannot buy a cheap suit and expect the people to take you serious.

Manager: What do you expect from me. 
Roxy:Change.
The world changes faster and beware you will be lost and disappear.Personal I don't want to find myself in a sinking ship where there's no direction.

Manager: What's wrong with you  today?
Rox: It is you who  is wrong.
You see,manager in order to run this  company you need 
1.Vision
Since I came  here,you have never tell us about your vision.You just conduct meetings which are 
postmortem.Simple question,what did you  do
yesterday?
We did not get your vision.
After those short meetings,we dispersed like small children from morning assembly.
Secondly,the Line of Production.
You don't know fully the Line of Production.
Your line of  production is malfunctioning and you
don't know.You don't make the follow-ups.

Manager: I have never been  undermined like this.
I think  you must tender the your registration.
Rox:Will that solve the problem?
Instead you are creating another problem.
Did you visit your Finance Department of late?
The sales are not healthy.
If you decide to stop my services,I shall demand.
1.All my pension within 7 days.
2.A Year's advance
3.Full leave  Payments
4.Inconvinience Salary
5.Salary Benefits for my spouse
Are you prepared to pass this  bumpy road.

Manager:I shall discuss it with the management.
Rox:You see,that's what I have said .
You don't have the backbone.
You cannot make the final decisions,you always lean to the management.
What does the Company  Policy  on hiring and firing?

Manager: You also have the Company Policy.
Rox:   Do you give yourself  time to read the policy?
Manager: Yes I do.
Rox: I'm saying  this because you threatened me with firing.Read again the  Company Policy.
Manager: Well,it's enough Rox.
You will not be allowed to be in this premise.
Rox: Then,I will take away the computer codes.
The Company will be unable  to operate.

Manager: Then,we shall ask the services of the Police.
Rox: That is another policy blunder.
Let me help you.
You need to have ,the first  Meeting where you will discuss my issue.The second Meeting you must
arrange Hearing.The third meeting you will have
your own Meeting about me 
The fourth  Meeting you must call me,then the Firth Meeting you give me the final verdict, which will allow me an appeal.
    

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