Where should I go?

Ehhh,you must count three streets on your left then you go,go,gogo mmhhh you will zee  a

beaudaful I mean beautiful  house you don't get in

There's a dog-lion like bigger animal.

Then you will give up,up,up,up and dight (rrrrrright) yez right  you will zee  a double multiplied by double,double story.There WIP (whistle blowing) stayz a very very very dream lady who is wished by anyone.Hers huzbund comez once  or many dimes per week do dare even to look at that houze becarhouse any who look just lookz that house must prepared to go to hell or heaven.

So,look straight  and lookz forwards where you getting to.You will need to buy from shop my drink

because the journey will be very, very,very long for you my friend.I have the coldest  drinks whish was

wax not mad in dis cowntry and idz a 2litery.

Everytime you goes,you will needs 2ml of drinks for every kill'ometere.Did u overstand,Broder?

Perhaps,I have to check your trouser wheder you are real,real,real,real real a broader or perhaps I'm

dalking to a half man or half zizster or whadever 

You zee dis drink will suzstain  your enegeee.

You zee I orderedy dis drink from  Greenland.

They game with my uncle's plane.

After 10 metery you must read dis special bred.

It was made from,Maristan,Baggerstan,Juniorstan Loggstan,Duggastan,Covestan,Magistan,popstan Vukvanstan Dodiverstan.Mmmmy great countries

you will never found dose places on your map.

Even the United Nations don't them.

This bred is eaten in a special way .You hold the loaf in two hands then you nimble it on the centre.

then eat in left and right.You will enjoy it.Then,you will arrive at that place Mmmmmh all the cockroaches small and bigger than you or of your size were exterminated. It's a nice place.

Have a nicer journey because the sun will scorch you lesser,while fresh winds will wipe your heat,

while the road will be little bit slippery.