Understanding the Chinese

Englishman:What is your name?

Chinese: Shenne Zip Shuo

Translator: He says he does not understand.

Englishman: I don't understand you also 

Chinese:Wo Zuo Shuo Hai

Translator: He says he does not understand too

Englishman: Are you a Chinese?

Chinese: Wo Zhi ting shuoguo Zhong Guo Ren

Translator:He says he only heard the word Chinese.

2.Englishman: What are your interests?

Chinese:Wo Neng like No

Translator: I can understand you

3.Englishman: How do you build  peace

Chinese: Wo de xingqu shi helping,shi shenghuo Zai heping Zhi Zhong,et bushi  Zhan Luan Zhi Zhong zhe juishi weisheme women Hu xihuan

zhanzbeng.Nikan,Ren zhiyou Yuvi shengmeng.

Translator: My interests is to have peace and live with peace not in pieces.

That's why we don't like wars.

You see a human being lives once.

4.Englishman:Why don't you intervene in the war zone?

Chinese:. Women Yong kej  dizao helping.

Won Zhi De Shi  naxie zaofu renlei de kej,dan. 

jingyao shi ruguo no dangan gongji women,women vi Jiang yuyi menglie fanji.

Translator: We did not start wars and we will never do it,but we believe any dispute should end up at the table.They will fight and become tired.

Each side will lose  tragedically the human life.

You lose the weaponry but  the human life cannot 

be substituted.

5.Englishman: Why do you build massive weapons?

Chinese.Women me qi zhanzheng ,ye yongyuan bui hui dan women renwi renhe zhengduan Dou

yinggai tongguo tanpan jiejue.Tamen hui zhandou

ye hui pubei bukan shuangfang duhui zaoshou

canzhong de renguan shangwang.Wuqi zhuangbei

huoxu hui  sunshi dan ren shengmeng shi wufa tidai de.

Translator: We don't build for human destruction.

We are not only building weapons but we also build in all the fields including cities,roads,controlling the seas.

Actual, everything which helps the human life.

6.Englishman: We don't know much about you.

When do you smile?

Chinese: Kano dao weixiao  de dongxi,women Jiu

hui weixiao.

Translator: We  smile when we it is worth smiling.

7.Englishman:Do you have comedies?

Chinese:Shi de, henduo shi ni dou  neng zai women de  donghua pian li kan dao  tamen.Women de  ertong gushi chongmanle xiju

yuansu.Women he with renlei yiyang.

Translator: Yes a lot  you can see them in our cartoons.Our children stories are full of comedies.

We are like all other humans.

8.Englishman:Tell me one of your comedy story.

Chinese:Women zong   bu chaoxiao renlei,dan women hui chaoxiao women de ren.

Translator: Through AI,we  can pull the cat's face and mouth.We make the dogs dance

9.Englishman: Tell me about the Chinese jokes.

Chinese:Zhongguo xiaohua ni  de yisi shi?

Translator: Do you mean the Chinese Jokes?

10.Englishman: Oh, Yes.

Tell me more about your culture.

Women de wenhua jianli zai ai zunzhong he guanhuai zhi  shang.Women zuo  renhe shi duhui

yong  dongwa  lai biyu,bury ruguo ni shoujiao huo

dongguan duo  women jiu jiao ni you,ruguo ni yuchun,women jiao ni lu 

Shi Shang,nimen  dui women zuo de shi zhishi he

wanxiao

Translator:Our culture is based on love,respect.

Whatever we do  we like it  with the animal for instance if you move too much of your hands and feet we call you a frog.If you are ever angry we call you a snake.

If you eat too much or drink too much water we call you a fish.If you are a fool,we call you a donkey.

Actually what you  do it's a joke to us