Zulu Comic saying

This post will be outline as follows:

DM= Direct meaning statement.

CM= Contextual meaning statement.

1.Insuzela kude

DM= Insuzela= A Person who shoots fart  

kude= Far away

CM=    Usually referring to a lady with big buttocks

This person is an ideal one.It is not derogatory.

2.Indoni yamanzi

DM= Indoni berry from water

yamanzi  of water

CM= natural beauty  refering to a black lady or a girl

It is the black skin appreciation.

3.Udliwa ngumzangedwa

DM= Udliwa something 'eats inside' someone.

ngumzangedwa= it is loneliness.

CM=loneliness 

Usually refering to the lonely lover

4.Ukuwa  kwenye (indlu) ukuvuka kwenye

DM=Ukuwa means to fall 

kwenye= of another/other  one

indlu=  house

ukuvuka= waking up/rising

kwenye= another 

CM= means it is when a lover is snatched then the snatcher has been successfully took him/her from the original lover.So,the one who had lost the Lover(her/his house had fallen)

5.Ngabamba ongezansi

DM=Ngabamba held (my lower lip)

ongezansi=lower (lip)

CM= means I was surprised.

6.Amathe abuyela kwasifuba

DM=Amathe= Saliva

Abuyela= go back 

kwasifuba= back to osophagus.Sifuba=chest

CM=Speechless

7.Imizi ayifanani

DM= Imizi House/Families 

 ayifanani= Not the same

CM= Every family is got a way of doing things.

Meaning behaviour,believe,discipline or even philosophy wise.

8.Kwampunzi idla emini.

DM=Kwa(place belonging to) mpunzi= common duiker 

CM= Everyone is doing what he/she likes.They are law to themselves.

9.Sazalwa nabanye,siyofa nabanye

DM=Sazalwa=we  were born

nabanye= with others

siyofa= we shall die with others.

CM= We are with our generation but we believe that we shall die with other generation.

Usually the older generation refer to the cultural change and behaviour which is adopted by another generation.

10.Ukuhamba ukubona

DM= Ukuhamba=When you are stranger in another place.

Ukubona=You see things which you  have not experienced before.

CM=We see new things or disgusting or see new cultures.

11.Ungachameli isihlahla noma umfula.

DM= Ungachameli= Don't urinate

isihlahla= tree

or= noma

river= umfula

CM=  Behave yourself because you will need the help  which you neglected.

12.Ngiphele nasezwaneni

DM=Ngiphele=powerless

Ozwaneni hindfoot

CM= means wholly  powerless

13.Ingoma uyayona

DM= Ingoma=Song

Uyayona= off move

CM=meaning  always not going with others.

14.Ngingumaqhuzu kulendawo

DM= Ngingumaqhuzu= Ngingu I'm  maqhuzu = lumps

kulendawo= kule= in this. ndawo =place

CM=means some declares that he/she is the most senior or head (in this job or family or any place.

15.Amathanga ahlanzela  abanganamabhodo

DM=Pumpkins

Ahlanzela= process  of bearing  pumpkins

Abanganamabhodo= (People) who don't have pots.

CM= means the fortunes favour those who don't know what to do or the fortunes favour the useless People.

16.lso liwela umfula ugcwele

DM= Iso=Eye

Liwela=.cross

Umfula=River

Ugcwele=Full

The eye is capable of crossing the full river.

CM=See things at the distance.

16.Imali idlala abantwana

DM=Imali= money

idlala= plays

abantwana= children

CM=There's too much money.

17.Iwe ngephondo

DM=Iwe=fallen

ngephondo=with horn(cow)

CM=means  Help I'm struggling,uplift me.

18.Mudle maliyakhe

DM=Consumed by

maliyakhe=Mali=money yakhe= owner

CM=Heavy drunkard, especially when that person walks zigzag way.