Love Choice

Initially,what were your love choices?

Prefered Man

Big Man,Big muscles.

Slender,tall with broad shoulders,small shoulders.

Big tummy, sideways tummy,uphill stomach 

Talkless, Talkative,Megavoice,Soprano voice

Preferred lady

Big lady,hefty,round body,semiround

Slender,straight,flat,big upperside,big lower side

small upperside

Big back,flat back, Big rolling eyes,small eyes,eyes

in deep sockets.When looking at  me her eyes should  look  as if I'm very far.

Talkative,Talkless,megatone,tenor voice,mesotone

soprano voice,music voice, rolling words.

Who to marry?

90 year pensioner so that you can be number one beneficial.

75 year pensioner so that you can relieve the government from social grant 

Police Officer so that you can be safe

Nurse so that you can be injected daily.

Teacher so that can teach you nice English and

Economics.

Banker so that you can keep on imagining investments

Insurance Broker to remain "broke"the rest of your life.

Parliamentarian so that you can debate issues 24 hours and write the minutes and file them

Unemployed so that you can employ him/her in your house and that way you will reduce the

Government's  poverty burden.

A Distant lover who comes once per month and give you the fullest love and disappear.

Family Food

Family  which each eats too much

Each member should have

0ne full chicken.

One big Cabbage 

10 carrots

1 litre of oxen soup

2kg of rice.

5.liters of wine

Each member must get 1liter of soft drink 

Alternatively 

Monday 

1.Carrot for each member after 2 days.

1g of beans

Tuesday 

1 Chicken for the whole family.

3kg of mixed vegetables 

Wednesday

5 pieces of fish

5g of Brown Rice

Tomato soup

Thursday 

Mutton/Beef/Pork  3kg

Soup of any kind.

Friday

Roasted meat.

Porridge 

Saturday 

5g of White Beans

2g Samp

Soup of any kind

Sunday

1.Roasted chicken

5g of Brown Rice

Envisaged children

Would you want to be blessed with 

0ne child.

Two children 

Three children 

Four children 

Five Children 

Above 6 children

Boys only

Girls only

Boys and Girls

More Boys than Girls

More Girls than Boys

OR

No child

No child in the first year

OR 

A child in the first year

Have a child yearly

Have Twins.

Have multiple triplets yearly.

Finance Preferences

It must be a partner who will be either be

-super abnormal overspender.

-abnormal spender.

-fantasy spender.

-spend accordingly.

-poor of the poorest of the poorest.

-poor.

- poorest.

-filthy poorest 

-rich.

-rich of the richest

-filthy rich.

Mentality

-Brainless

-logic Thinker

-lose  Thinker 

-illogic Thinker

-Past Thinker

-Futurist with no money.

-Futurist with money.

Behaviour 

-a person who always contradict himself/herself.

-Behaviourist

-Bad behaviourist

-Mixed behaviourist 

-Ill-mannered

-Good manners

Religious Person 

-Atheist

-Pretender

-Some day religious person

-Hot Religious Person 

-Real Human Religious 

-Specific Religion Person

-Any Religion.

Culture 

-Any race as long   is got super cash.

-Any race with no cash

-Any race with some cash.

Planner

-a Dreamer who can complete his/her dreams.

- a Dreamer who cannot implement his/her dreams because you will fulfill his/her dreams

financially or otherwise.

Attitude

-One who bursts at anytime and call you with names in a crowded space.

-One who don't respond but do what you say.

-One who wants everything must be completed in

one second.

-A person who says the right things through vulgar but he/she doesn't want you to respond.

-A person who always responds with the physical fight.

-A person who always cause wars and runaway 

when things get tough.

Liquor Drinker/Smoker

-Heavy Drinker.

-Heavy Smoker.

-Heavy Drinking & Smoking.

-Weekend Drinker.

-24/7/ 365 Drinking/Smoking 

-Occassional Drinker

-Partly/Family Drinker who will turn the tables upside down after a glass of beer.

The Aim here is to help the couple  which have

recently married.

Or

It is just a checklist.

In conclusion it is up to God whether  He would want to give you children  or not because He is got a reason.

Finally:

-No one is perfect.

-Love and live with the one you can tolerate.

-Know the strengths  and the weaknesses of your

partner.

-Do'nt be too judgemental.

-The more you communicate,the more you will 

understand your partner.

-I conclude by giving you this sign🤽 and🩵 you are the only one who can solve your relationship 

hiccups 😏 Would you send it to any person?