Doctor,help me.

"Doctor,I'm 85 years old 

I have many sicknesses.

At 6h:00  my head shakes.

At 6h:15 my hairs stands up.

When I drink my Tea at 

8h:00 I laugh a lot without any reason and my body shivers.

At 9h:00 my eyes become bigger and immediately they become smaller and smaller.

I suggest  that each hour ,I should  get a liquid medicine which can heal me.I was made to understand that you are the best of the best of the

best of the best in this town.

After 12h:00,I sleep  and dream horrorible terrible 

nightmare seeing Satan running to the oceans and immediately the ocean  burned when I woke up my grandchildren ran away 

My body was above the 100°C and went  I tried to

drink it evaporated.Suddenly,there was a mist in the room.

I shall need the second medication which will cool off.Not an injection because your injections are very,very,very powerful.My grand daughter you injected opened the radio very loudly.

Fortunately, he is a DJ.

Seemingly that injection turned him to be hyperactive.I don't want to be hyperactive because I'll break everything  in my house.

I came here because  I trust you.

Actual  to solve  this problem.

Give me the medication  which will bring my youth

again.I have enough money to pay you.

Some of  the money was stolen  by former husband and died after 3 days,so  I do have money.

Just name the price.

I will give it to you as long  as I'll be  youthful again.Surely,you understand me.No Doctor who 

-understands his  patiently like you

-accomodative

-positive like you.