Soccer Coach

A soccer Coach post was advertised on the internet.The following requirements were needed:

1.Age

20-40 yrs

2.Gender

Male

3.Experience needed

30-60 yrs

4.Soccer clubs coached

10-20

Magizgiz from Barley Islands applied for the post.

He attended  the interview.The chairperson of the 

Soccer Federal Council asked some questions and the interview  started:

Chairperson:

Hi, Sir I'm Boogey Bolt the Chairperson of the Soccer Federal Council Never mind  about the people who  you see as I'll be handling all the questions.

Firstly,how old  are you?

Magizgiz: Good morning Sir and your panel.

I'm 68 years of old.

Chairperson:Did you read  the advertisement?

Magizgiz: I did.The problem with that  Advertisement was not complete.

The internet only showed only  the number of Soccer Clubs.So,I qualify.

Chairperson: What makes you also qualify?

Magizgiz: I have a soccer  language which keeps

my  players together.

Chairperson:That's  very interesting.

Which  language  do you apply?

Magizgiz: My players like radio like commentary.

Chairperson: Like what?

Magizgiz: Like saying.Kick the ball up and down  be  faster like lightning.

Most opponents concentrate on the body.

Swing your body like a popstar,dance,be free move your shoulders left and right.

Chairperson: I see.

Do what you have told us.

Magizgiz: Now?

Chairperson:Yes or perhaps  let's  give you the soccer  ball to demonstrate.

Magizgiz: Bring the ball.

(He kicked and blasted  one of the panel)

Chairperson: That was disrespectful.

Magizgiz: In Soccer there's no respect.

You respect,you will lose the points,you lose your job.

Chairperson: Thank you Mr.Magizgiz.

You have lost the opportunity.

Magizgiz: Thank you also.

You have lost the best coach.