Unacceptable Car

A Man bought a black station car waggon and went  to his  grand mother  to show  her new car.

He shouted:"Grandma,Grandma come and see my new car" She came and replied 'Oh,my grandson 

take this car back to the dealer."

The man was disappointed.
He asked her "Why Grandma,I love it "

The Grandma  replied.

"Don't you see, that this car is used by the  funeral

undertakers"

"Oh, Grandma this car is not  assigned to the funerals.It is for the family.I have even taken 1meter by 1 meter photo which  I placed on my office wall."

Then Grandma responded:"It means  that  you want us  to die so that  it can be easier to you.

Does it mean your office wall shall be decorated 

with our funeral photos?

"Grandma, Grandma,Grandma how can I be so cruel?'" "You are cruel.

One.You don't hug me anymore in the  morning.

Two.You don't even smile  when you see me

Three.You don't buy me chocolate like before.

Four.You are no more dancing for me.

Five.You used  to wave me good me bye before I went to sleep.You are no more doing it.

Lastly,you came with a funeral car.

Then, how should I trust you.

You told us that you are a consultant.

What kind of job is that? From the beginning of this month the Radio reports that people are killed

then you found a good opportunity of buying a funeral car"