Underground lies

"Mum,Dad said he was going to the  executive meeting but  he was zoomed atso soccer match
sharing popcorns with a most  beautiful lady on
TV.I wish I,he could  bring  here  because she looks  like a dol"

"Don't laugh during funeral because  you can be turned a Zombie"

"How many people do you know ?
The following numbers  will categorise you.
Knowing someone 
1 Person  means You are rigid with the heaviest 
heart.You need to consult to consult a medical doctor.Your brains are not  working.

2 People: Your brains rotate between two lives
3 People:  You lie  to yourself always.
Above 4 people: You like to spread lies openly.

Interesting Questions 
How many  lies did you have this year?
1.One.             (It's a lie)
2.Two.             (You are guessing)
3.Three.           (Not sure)
4.Never.           (Big Lie)

2.What do you think about the state president who lie to the other president?
1.Evil                                              (Bad)
2.Not good.                                   (Evil)
3.He/She  is trying  to survive     (causing wars)   
4.Always must lie.                        (Trying to end the                                                          world)

3.What do you  know about Donald Trump?
1.Liar. (Can you support that)
2.Good Liar  ( Do you enjoy his speech)
3.Bad  Liar.   (You don't  enjoy his speech)
4.Worse Liar (Never had been such a president in 
                       human nature)

4.What do you think. about Israel State?
1.It is a True state.(Who told you that?)
2.Fictional state.   (Didn't you see it on Google 
                                Map)
3.Imaginary state. (Don't you watch your watch?)
4.Confusing state  (Why do you say that?)

5.What is the state of  this world  now?
1.More liars than before (Money fertilizes lies)
2.Mixed  with liars and evil (spouses and evil lies)
3.Things  Built out of lies ( seen as the path of success)
4.Rare  truth.

6.What do you think  about the UN?
1.More talking,more lies (When  did  you hear that?)
2.Body segregated (Give examples)
3.Body which is not feared by USA (How true is 
                                                            it?)
4.Is it worth to listen the world News? (Do you 
                                                        the UN News?)

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