"How to confuse a Judge legally?"
Uncle Pat once was caught stealing at supermarket.He went to his nephew Romeo to get an advice as he was an attorney. Pat:Do you know the court setup? Romeo: I have never been in court. Pat:The court is composed of police,prosecutor, secretary,the assessors and the Judge. They will ask some questions. The first strategy is to annoy them legally. Romeo: How? Pat: Firstly a statement will be read by the prosecutor to you.Pretend to listen carefully then when you are asked whether you understand the charges which are laid to you,point at your ears with your mingle finger and don't say anything just point your ears and shake your head. Romeo:What will happen then? Pat:They will try to raise the volumes. They will read the charges again. You will be asked again and point your ears again. At that time the Prosecutor, Secretary and the Judge will be outraged.They won't beat you. The case will be postponed to another date. When you meet again. Use a very strange language. Romeo:Whic...
